As we near Palm Sunday and we welcome others on the journey to the cross, I offer you a brief witticism that I hope will make you smile:
“If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, if you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, if you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, if you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, if you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time, if you can overlook when people take things out on you when (although no fault of yours) something goes wrong, if you can take criticism and blame without resentment, if you can face the world without lies and deceit, if you can conquer tension without medical help, if you can relax without liquor, if you can sleep without the aid of drugs . . . then you are probably the family dog” (My thanks to Brian Bauknight, from his electronic newsletter).